Sticky feet

Ew. Have you ever gone to a movie, gotten all comfortable....as much as possible in a movie theater seat that's been sat in 21,372 times.....ew....and then tried to reposition yourself in the seat only to find that your feet are practically glued to the floor? Who knows what the bonding agent is.........do I really want to know? Let's guess here.....soda? spit? butter from spilled popcorn? I bet it's a combination of salt, mushed skittles & nose sprayed soda.....from three weekends ago when the newest blockbuster hit the screen. Gross. It happened to me last week. I went to (500) days of Summer. ......great movie, go see it..... but yeah, ick. It doesn't feel good, and the whole movie, every time I moved, I had to literally pry my sandles....cute & until then CLEAN sandals....had to pry them off the floor.... Yuck. Just thought I'd share.

Something for.....I can't remember.

So the purpose of this blog is to let my creative & mindless juices flow, to relieve some of the dumb thoughts from clogging up my.....mind? Who knows. Just know this...this blog is simply fun, pointless & probably a big waste of anyone's time reading...that is unless you want something to laugh at & ponder about for 31/2 minutes of the day.

I thought of this, when I was driving 67 mph down the free way last week. Coming in one ear & sticking to the side of my brain was all kinds of weird news....then one piece stuck out. It said that if you put citrus juice in your tea, or any kind of drink throughout the day, it would....help....with....hm. Suddenly in telling this, I forgot what it helps with! Oh my....there goes my story. Here I'm trying to give you a valuable piece of information & out the thought ---WAIT! I remember....It's supposed to help increase memory! Pfew. How embarassing! Apparently someone needs to get that lemon juice in my tea.....FAST! Gotta go.